Driving Study Car Move

I went to a local motor trade fair. I traded in my car there since I would no longer need it. The company I taught the dsa certified driving lessons course at would provide me with one. I then walked home and got my company car. I began driving around trying to find a place to park so I could call up my client and ask him why he was late. He explained he had gone swimming and I should collect him from the swimming pool in fifteen minutes so I we could then go on the driving lesson. So I went back to the motor trade fair. A man kept offering to give me magic beans for my company car. Obviously I refused but then he said he would throw in a goose that lays golden eggs. I felt this was too good an offer to refuse even though I would lose my job giving dsa certified driving lessons. I accepted the offer and traded in my car. I then fed the magic beans to the golden goose and it increased its egg yield. The dsa then rang me up later after I'd left the motor trade fair and asked me what I had done with their car. I told them I had traded it in for a golden goose. They sent the lunatic response unit in after me then to send me off to the loony bin. I couldn't allow this so I took the golden goose and headed off into the woods and became a hermit. I spent many months living off the golden goose's wonderfully delicious eggs. I ate so much gold though I turned pure gold and became more precious metal than man. Soon some hill billies found me and wanted to melt me down and sell me for 900 dollars an ounce. I couldn't allow this so I made quick work of them with my magic ninja powers the golden goose's produce had imbued me with. I then went into town and people made fun of me for my complexion so I made quick work of them all too. Then I blew up the world.